To the asshole who stole my boots

To the asshole who stole my boots is one of the terminal entries located in the Crater: Vespasien dome on H-047c.

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"I get it. We're all bored out here on this hellhole, so you need a little entertainment. You had your fun. Now give them back, before I get frostbite on my goddamn toes.

I'm not angry—yet. But if I don't see those boots in the next two hours, whichever little shit did this is getting curb-stomped into the excavator."